Must Push Buttons

Ever wonder what goes on inside the mind of a toddler?
Are you sure you want to know?
Okay, here goes. . .

I want to put on Mommy's shoes.
Get Mommy's shoes off my feet NOW.
I'm starving!
I want to play with Daddy's phone!
I need to push some buttons!

In this high-energy, oh-so-true account of life with a toddler, readers are treated to the unique workings of little minds. Ready?